Me: Hi, can I place an order for delivery?
Dude: Oh! Miss, I'm so sorry, I just sent my delivery guy home, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Can you come pick it up? We'll give you a discount if you pick it up, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Me: Oh, I-
Dude: 50% off if you come pick it up! You can pick it up, yes? 50% off, 50% off!
Me: Um, no, I'm sorry, I don't have a car! But it's okay, I'll just-
Dude: Okay, it's okay miss, I can drive it over to you, what's the address?
Me: Oh, that's okay, I can-
Dude: No, it's no problem, I will drive, I will drive! What is the address?
So I give him my address and he starts taking my order. I'm up to Saag Paneer when he suddenly freaks out again.
Dude: Oh no! Miss, I forgot, I took the bus here today, I don't have a car!
Me: Oh no! Um, it's really okay, I can-
Dude: Hold on, hold on, let me see if I can call my guy and get him back, hang on a moment.
So he puts me on hold for a few minutes and then he returns.
Dude: Okay, it's okay now miss, he's coming back. Please keep going, Saag Paneer?
Me: That's great, you guys are so awesome!
Dude: Thank you miss, thank you! Saag Paneer?
So things move along until the end when he sounds like he's about to hang up.
Me: Wait, I have to give you my credit card number, I'm paying by credit card.
Dude: Oh no! Can you pay cash miss? It would really help us out, can you pay cash? Cash, yes? Cash?
Me: Um.... no, I'm sorry! I don't have cash with me and the ATM in my building is closed for the night... I can just-
Dude: No, it's okay, we can do it, it's no problem, no problem at all, I'm sorry about all this!
Me: What? I-
Dude: Yes, we can take credit card, please go ahead.
Anyway. So the food got here and it was delicious and I gave them a huge tip mostly because I thought that guy might come to my house with a shotgun if I didn't.
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