Garlic Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Me: Hi, can I place an order for delivery?

Dude: Oh! Miss, I'm so sorry, I just sent my delivery guy home, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Can you come pick it up? We'll give you a discount if you pick it up, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Me: Oh, I-

Dude: 50% off if you come pick it up! You can pick it up, yes? 50% off, 50% off!

Me: Um, no, I'm sorry, I don't have a car! But it's okay, I'll just-

Dude: Okay, it's okay miss, I can drive it over to you, what's the address?

Me: Oh, that's okay, I can-

Dude: No, it's no problem, I will drive, I will drive! What is the address?

So I give him my address and he starts taking my order. I'm up to Saag Paneer when he suddenly freaks out again.

Dude: Oh no! Miss, I forgot, I took the bus here today, I don't have a car!

Me: Oh no! Um, it's really okay, I can-

Dude: Hold on, hold on, let me see if I can call my guy and get him back, hang on a moment.

So he puts me on hold for a few minutes and then he returns.

Dude: Okay, it's okay now miss, he's coming back. Please keep going, Saag Paneer?

Me: That's great, you guys are so awesome!

Dude: Thank you miss, thank you! Saag Paneer?

So things move along until the end when he sounds like he's about to hang up.

Me: Wait, I have to give you my credit card number, I'm paying by credit card.

Dude: Oh no! Can you pay cash miss? It would really help us out, can you pay cash? Cash, yes? Cash?

Me: Um.... no, I'm sorry! I don't have cash with me and the ATM in my building is closed for the night... I can just-

Dude: No, it's okay, we can do it, it's no problem, no problem at all, I'm sorry about all this!

Me: What? I-

Dude: Yes, we can take credit card, please go ahead.


Anyway. So the food got here and it was delicious and I gave them a huge tip mostly because I thought that guy might come to my house with a shotgun if I didn't.

Me in ten words

1. Stephen.
2. Cats.
3. Books.
4. Coffee.
5. Tea.
6. Makeup.
7, 8, 9. Manager at LUSH.
10. Snacks.

Wow, it's weird to see your life summed up like that. A living, breathing person with layers, and I can minimize it to ten words.

I used to be all about LiveJournal, but then the world left LJ behind and all my friends were gone. So I came here.

I was blogging before it was cool.

I am this total salty snack fiend, and will eat an entire bag of chips without remorse. Screw you, arteries.